NSFW!! So a random man in Romania sent me a photo of his penis with this message:
please my wife could you please sex with me?!!!
My wife I love you has sex on me please!
Please just love me!!!
Only a rude pervert would send a woman he doesn’t even know this photo. Your dick pic is now going on my blog. Have a great day. *delete & block*
So I have decided that with the influx of penis photos I have been receiving due to my fan page numbers going up that if you send me a photo of your penis on Facebook, Tinder, text or any other means of communication without me asking for it you are now becoming a subject of my weekly dick pic.
This dick comes from Romania where dicks have long hair, wear glasses, smoke out of pipes and eat sushi. Why sushi? Because I thought it looked funny.
This penis isn’t very interesting otherwise so I had to dress it up. I’m not sure if it’s at half mast or fully charged but it seems to be lacking in strength and has an interesting curvature to it. He man scapes which is important but over man scaping makes you look like a little boy and that’s just too much so scale back on trimming the hedges is my best advice to Romania.
Think twice before you send me a photo or lewd message boys.