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01

Sep

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Working at Click’s today so if you’re around & not at the beach, help a bitch out & come have a drink and bring me your BBQ left overs or at least a pumpkin latte ;) have fun, be safe, take an Uber, don’t drive drunk & remember…MERICA! The only country who celebrates taking a day off to get drunk!

Working at Click’s today so if you’re around & not at the beach, help a bitch out & come have a drink and bring me your BBQ left overs or at least a pumpkin latte ;) have fun, be safe, take an Uber, don’t drive drunk & remember…MERICA! The only country who celebrates taking a day off to get drunk!

31

Aug

Dear Bartender,

Dear Bartender,

I am broke, and will tell you all my woes. And order a couple pitchers of beer and possibly a shot or two. I’m so sorry you have to wash my dishes, make my drinks, stand here & listen to me because I am clearly the only person in the world experiencing financial distress. But in light of all of that, I do not have enough money to tip you…I am so, so, sorry. Here’s a dollar though, I hope that makes up for my apology. And your time. I’m really, just, broke. And now, so are you…again, sorry!!!

Sincerely,

Broke & Sorry Guest at your bar


This happened to me several times last week. One man was having issues with work & lives at home with his mother. Another sent her child her college. Another just quit his job. So, here if am having the worst week of my life and you think your apologies mean something to me.

Here’s the hard truth customers. Your tips are our living. Duh. You knew that. If you can’t afford to go out & order a beer…let alone a pitcher, some shots, a pack of ciggies, don’t fucking go out!

Funny thing is broke people don’t go out & order one damn beer. I have been broke & still budgeted enough to tip 20% you’re being ridiculous. Even the homeless that randomly wander in will only order one beer & tip decently but you working class will order and order and tip maybe a dollar if I’m lucky or run out on your tab.

REAL TALK there’s a special place for you who run out on your tab. I pay for it. Me, alone. And I will see you again because you will be back. That’s just bar life.

I love, LOVE, being a bartender. I love listening to your crazy stories, hearing your gossip, making you drinks…but when you treat me like a second class citizen, when you betray my trust when you trust in me so much to tell me these things I lose all respect for you.

So, rant over, please, if you don’t have money to tip your bartender at least a dollar a drink (they are working hard for your ass) then…STAY HOME!

If you don’t have money to tip, don’t tell me…just…STAY HOME!

If it was a bad week & you can’t afford a good tip…uhhhh don’t drink so much, drink at home or… STAY HOME AND DONT DRINK!!

I know, know, you don’t want to drink at home…it’s boring, it sucks, it means you’re a loser in your opinion…no, one, it doesn’t. Two, it’s wayyy cheaper…and you can wallow in your misery alone rather than projecting on your bartender which is actually not our job to be your depressing sounding board.

So, please remember, if you can’t tip, don’t go out. Save your money for a better life, alcohol and bars don’t make life better you’re just lonely. Get a bottle of wine & a movie for goodness sake it’s probably cheaper and you don’t have to apologize to anyone.

Love,
Bitchy Bartender

Thank you @zetatank for taking these BTS of last night’s burlesque! I cut my finger open, drank some whiskey, did a duet with a friend & made some weird new ones, and gave a weird performance on stage…thanks for all who came & supported! #kisses #burlesque #burlyq #babes #bands #bitch #boobs #pasties #pinup #pretty #porn #sexy #silly #sweet #singer #justforfun #jk

Thank you @zetatank for taking these BTS of last night’s burlesque! I cut my finger open, drank some whiskey, did a duet with a friend & made some weird new ones, and gave a weird performance on stage…thanks for all who came & supported! #kisses #burlesque #burlyq #babes #bands #bitch #boobs #pasties #pinup #pretty #porn #sexy #silly #sweet #singer #justforfun #jk

30

Aug

Going over tonight’s plans with @howdygirlstudios & this party is gonna be the tits! Mystery art show, the Dirty Ditty Duet Burlesque with Professor Tuggles plus two of my favorite bands all for only $5! And if you don’t have a strap on don’t worry Dr. Goldie is coming prepared ;) DISCLAIMER: this party is all in fun, sex, dicks & rock n roll-if you don’t have a sense of humor there’s plenty other bars down the road for that, come out & have a one of a kind time tonight doors at 9pm! #burlyq #burlesque #hot #sexy #nude #mystery #artshow #bands #rockabilly #rocknroll #risarisque #lovelife #lol #dildos #porn #xxx #justforfun #dancer #mills50 #orlando #pinup

Going over tonight’s plans with @howdygirlstudios & this party is gonna be the tits! Mystery art show, the Dirty Ditty Duet Burlesque with Professor Tuggles plus two of my favorite bands all for only $5! And if you don’t have a strap on don’t worry Dr. Goldie is coming prepared ;) DISCLAIMER: this party is all in fun, sex, dicks & rock n roll-if you don’t have a sense of humor there’s plenty other bars down the road for that, come out & have a one of a kind time tonight doors at 9pm! #burlyq #burlesque #hot #sexy #nude #mystery #artshow #bands #rockabilly #rocknroll #risarisque #lovelife #lol #dildos #porn #xxx #justforfun #dancer #mills50 #orlando #pinup

29

Aug

Tomorrow night at Will’s Pub come out for a raunchy night of bands, burlesque, banana eating contests, spankings, vintage XXX & more dirty mysteries! $5 doors at 9pm! #xxx #pinup #pretty #pasties #heels #bitch #boobs #burlyq #burlesque #red #disclaimer #dirty #thewildtones #supporthowdygirl #rocknroll #rockabilly #orlando #mills50

Tomorrow night at Will’s Pub come out for a raunchy night of bands, burlesque, banana eating contests, spankings, vintage XXX & more dirty mysteries! $5 doors at 9pm! #xxx #pinup #pretty #pasties #heels #bitch #boobs #burlyq #burlesque #red #disclaimer #dirty #thewildtones #supporthowdygirl #rocknroll #rockabilly #orlando #mills50

26

Aug

This Saturday at Will’s Pub Legendary Musician Professor Tuggles & Lead Singer Ginny Tonic (along with her Burlesque Alter Ego Miss Risa Risqué) will be performing some dirty ditties that will make you dance your pants off at Dr. Goldie’s Strap On Party! DISCLAIMER No Actual Strap Ons will be present…I think…and this is not a Swinger’s Party…unless that’s how you roll it’s a free country. Join us for a night of rock n roll, rockabilly, banana eating contests, burlesque, mystery art show & more! Full liquor bar, specials, craft beer! Doors at 9pm $5 #burlesque #rockabilly #livemusic #orlando #mills50 #willspub #duet #singers #dancers #sexy #hot #titties #rocknroll #justforfun #jk #hottie #mancrush #sexybitch #girlswithtattoos #girlswithtattoosdoitbetter #musicians

This Saturday at Will’s Pub Legendary Musician Professor Tuggles & Lead Singer Ginny Tonic (along with her Burlesque Alter Ego Miss Risa Risqué) will be performing some dirty ditties that will make you dance your pants off at Dr. Goldie’s Strap On Party! DISCLAIMER No Actual Strap Ons will be present…I think…and this is not a Swinger’s Party…unless that’s how you roll it’s a free country. Join us for a night of rock n roll, rockabilly, banana eating contests, burlesque, mystery art show & more! Full liquor bar, specials, craft beer! Doors at 9pm $5 #burlesque #rockabilly #livemusic #orlando #mills50 #willspub #duet #singers #dancers #sexy #hot #titties #rocknroll #justforfun #jk #hottie #mancrush #sexybitch #girlswithtattoos #girlswithtattoosdoitbetter #musicians

24

Aug

Captured before the chaos! Bartending is my fave and weddings I love love love, everyone is happy, wants to eat, drink & dance! Thank you & congrats Erynn Hair & family on your special day! #wedding #winterpark #farmersmarket #florida #bartenderlife

Captured before the chaos! Bartending is my fave and weddings I love love love, everyone is happy, wants to eat, drink & dance! Thank you & congrats Erynn Hair & family on your special day! #wedding #winterpark #farmersmarket #florida #bartenderlife

23

Aug

Another sold out show with my Cuties tonight at The Venue! Thank you for your support I love these girls (and boy) such talent & class, I mean sass! #corsetsandcuties #burlesque #cabaret #fun #lol #lovelife #happy #sexy #sexybitch #sexysaturday #selfiesaturday

Another sold out show with my Cuties tonight at The Venue! Thank you for your support I love these girls (and boy) such talent & class, I mean sass! #corsetsandcuties #burlesque #cabaret #fun #lol #lovelife #happy #sexy #sexybitch #sexysaturday #selfiesaturday

22

Aug

Still have tickets left for tonight, tomorrow is sold out so get yours at Eventbrite.com ASAP! Doors 8pm, Show 9pm! Bar on site, let’s get it on! #burlyq #burlesque #corsetsandcuties #cabaret #dancer #singer #comedian #lol #fun #funny #girlswithcurves #greenhairgirls #titties #girlswithtattoos #girlswithtattoosdoitbetter #sexy #sexybitch #tgif #awesome #orlando #talent #ivanhoevillage

Still have tickets left for tonight, tomorrow is sold out so get yours at Eventbrite.com ASAP! Doors 8pm, Show 9pm! Bar on site, let’s get it on! #burlyq #burlesque #corsetsandcuties #cabaret #dancer #singer #comedian #lol #fun #funny #girlswithcurves #greenhairgirls #titties #girlswithtattoos #girlswithtattoosdoitbetter #sexy #sexybitch #tgif #awesome #orlando #talent #ivanhoevillage